Are you bored and need something to do on the weekend?  Well, we have just the thing for you.  Come on out to Herman’s Sports and Amusement Emporium, celebrating our fifth year in business in Daffodil Heights.  We’re located just south of I-8800 on Averill Drive, across from the Newgrove Shopping Mall.  There is so much to do here that’s fun, you can spend the whole day here.  For instance, we have an enormous indoor golf course.  Thirty-six holes, that’s right folks, thirty-six holes.  We have fungo batting, the largest video game center this side of the Atlantic, and three snack bars!  Best of all, we have an Olympic-size swimming pool and a wave pool.  It’s all right inside our 4-acre Building of Laughs.  Special appearances for kids’ birthday parties by our talented entertainers are available at only a slight increase in cost.  So come on out to Herman’s—and relax and enjoy yourself.  We’re also convenient to bus lines A-30, A-34 and E-60.  Parking—no problem.  We have a big enough lot and you can also park across Averill Drive in the mall lot.  You’ll want to come back time and time again.  Don’t wait.  Come on out!  Our hours are Tuesday through Sunday, 10 AM until 9 PM.  25 dollars is our daily admission charge.  Isn’t that reasonable!  You can’t beat our miracle deal, and believe you me, you’ll get your money’s worth.  Bring the family, bring friends, bring the kids, bring Aunt Sadie and Uncle Ralph.  Bring everybody!